God Save Us from Narcissistic Priests

Father, it’s not all about you.  In fact, it’s not about you at all.  Do the words “alter Christus” ring a bell?  Nobody’s interested in how fascinating you are.  Give us Christ and not your talent for show tunes.  Also, stop stealing people’s wedding memories by sucking all the oxygen out of the room with your gigantic needy ego.  Sheesh!