A Pontoon Boat’s Sex Appeal & The Correct Spelling Of “batchelor:” My Tweets From Episode 7 Of #TheBachelor

No sarcasm tonight guys. Let’s just tweet about the beautiful love that all 8 of them share with Ben. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Nothing says sex appeal like a pontoon boat. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Will someone ask Lauren B. what my tray table has to do with landing a plane? #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

When I cried, my mom would say “do you want me to give you something to cry about.” True story. No wonder I’m so messed up. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Wait, Twin is still here? #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Catherine is in love with Sean the Bachelor and tolerates the real Sean. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Jade is due for a 1 on 1 date. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Okay I meant Lace. Now my tweet isn’t funny.

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Twin plays guitar for Def Leppard. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Jojo’s playing the ol’ “I’m not ready to open up” routine. What are the chances she opens up by the end of the date? #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

I can’t hear anything over the noise of this brown chord jacket. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

There it is! This show is breaking down walls people. #vulnerability #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

It’s amazing how many people spell “bachelor” with a “t”. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Assume the close. Caila is wrapping this deal up. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Becca and Caila are smiling but they both want to stab Ben right now. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

I didn’t give Catherine the rose on the 3 on 1 but I did give her a baby. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

What product placement? #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Catherine and I did the same thing with the fry. It just got really soggy. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

This date would be so much better if Olivia showed up. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

I know she’s sweet and all, but has Becca ever laughed? #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

What do you think Ben’s mom is thinking right now? #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Ben’s mom is getting ready to throw Twin in the lake. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

“Okay…” Ben’s dad is killing it this episode. Best line of the night! #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

You’re not fooling anybody Ben. This is the easiest decision you’ve had all season. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Poor thing doesn’t see it coming. She’s about to get sniped. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Dumped on a pontoon. That has to be a first for pontoons. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Gone but not forgotten. But sometimes mistaken. #riptwin

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Glad to see you make an appearance Harrison. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Does anyone else think the handhold after getting dumped is awkward? #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

Having forced conversations with your parents while being filmed is the most awkward thing ever. Looking forward to next week. Goodnight.

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 16, 2016

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