Taco Entendres, Single Twin, And Food: What I Tweeted During Episode 5 Of #TheBachelor

Here we go. And here’s hoping Olivia drinks the water. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

I knew Catherine was the one when I woke her up at 4:00 and she was ready to go 3 minutes later. #TheBachelor — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Amanda’s ex must be loving this episode. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Also, Amanda’s “like” meter is about to explode. #TheBachelor — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Benny boy isn’t far behind. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

I predict Olivia will eat another girl’s heart on this date. #TheBachelor — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Jubilee does awkward so well. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Seriously, this show needs Lace. #riplace #TheBachelor — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

I swear that’s the first time I’ve seen Leah on this show. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Okay, I could do without the taco entendres. I smell producers on that one. #TheBachelor — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Can you guys stop calling him your boyfriend? Seeing him 3 times in 4 weeks doesn’t constitute a relationship. Plus it’s weird. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Ben has that unique ability to express his love to every woman on a group date. That should end well. #TheBachelor — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Does anyone else see the irony in Jubilee’s name? #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

No comment. https://t.co/y1iNcUftoV — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Jubilee has just been #bachelored. #ripjubilee — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

JoJo is going for the emotional rebound like Dennis Rodman. #sports #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Olivia for the win! #TheBachelor #love — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Goofy is good. Ben would be smart to choose goofy. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

This is win-win for Olivia. She gets the man of her dreams and the positive editing should boost her career as a newscaster. #TheBachelor — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

I think I’m officially rooting for Lauren H. No joke with that one. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Each season the girls talk about how serious the bachelor is taking it all. Also, very few bachelors have taken it seriously. #TheBachelor — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Also, apparently every girl in the history of ever has been cheated on by her ex-boyfriend. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Do they ever eat the food? Questions I need answered. #TheBachelor — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Did I just confuse you? More questions I need answered.

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

“I promise you won’t be blindsided.” Oh Benny. Unless you choose her, she’s getting blindsided. #TheBachelor — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

I’m submitting Catherine’s application for “teen mom”. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Whatever you do, don’t be the girl who snitches. Seriously, you’ll probably get shanked for this. #TheBachelor — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Will someone explain to me why snitching makes you cry? #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

It was a myth, 1 twin is not less annoying than both. #TheBachelor — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Glad you could make an appearance Harrison. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

Fun times. See you next week. — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 2, 2016

And one from Catherine!

Being real before you’re a couple and after you’re a couple are two very different things. Save some crazy for the relaysh. #TheBachelor

— Catherine Lowe (@clmgiudici) February 2, 2016

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