Chick-fil-A Biblical Family of the Day

Chick-fil-A president Dan Cathy: “We support biblical families.”

Today’s Chick-fil-A Biblical Family of the Day: Abijah & Co. (2 Chronicles 13:21).

But Abijah grew strong. He took 14 wives, and became the father of 22 sons and 16 daughters.

 

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  • aunursa

    [Abijah]
    Who, day and night, must scramble for a living,Feed 14 wives and children, say his daily prayers?And who has the right, as master of the house,To have the final word at home?
    The Papa, the Papa! Tradition.The Papa, the Papa! Tradition.

    [Abijah’s wives]Who must know the way to make a proper home,A quiet home, a kosher home?Who must raise the family and run the home,So Papa’s free to read the holy books?
    The Mamas, the Mamas! Tradition!The Mamas, the Mamas! Tradition!

    [Abjiah’s sons]At three, we started Hebrew school. At ten, we learned a trade.We hear they’ve picked some brides for us. I hope they’re pretty.
    The sons, the sons! Tradition!The sons, the sons! Tradition!

    [Abijah’s daughters]And who do mothers teach to mend and tend and fix,Preparing us to marry whoever Papa picks?
    The daughters, the daughters! Tradition!The daughters, the daughters! Tradition!

  • Michele Cox

     That’s brilliant — !

  • Phillip Mann

    Funny how the daughters’ lyrics don’t change at all. The more things change …

  • flat

    Abijah

    what a guy