Blade Runner, Terminator, Minority Report and the deliberate sabotage of the Postal Service

Ten years from today, in 2023, a baby will be born. She will grow up, head off to school, graduate from high school in the class of 2041 and then graduate from college in the class of 2045.

She will get a job with the U.S. Post Office, starting work there in 2046 and staying on until retirement at age 65 in 2088.

Just think of that date: 2088. That’s the future. It’s decades after the future we’ve imagined.

It’s 87 years after a Space Odyssey; 69 years after Blade Runner; 61 years after Children of Men; 59 years after the robots take over in Terminator; 34 years after Minority Report; four years after Total Recall.

I’ll be long dead by then. So will every current member of Congress. 2088 is a long, long way away.

And yet, today, now, at the moment, the U.S. Postal Service is required by law to already be pre-funding employee benefits for that baby who won’t be born until 2023 and won’t start working for the USPS until 2046.

Why? Well, because Americans like the Postal Service. They may not like standing in long lines at the post office — the high cost of low taxes for everyone — but they like the idea of the Postal Service. They rely on it and rely on being able to rely on it.

And the Postal Service is run by the government, even though it funds itself without any tax dollars.

So if your whole political shtick is based on being anti-government, then the Postal Service is a threat you’ve got to get rid of. That’s why, back in 2006, Republicans in Congress passed something called the “Postal Accountability and Enhancement Act,” requiring the agency to “pre-fund its future health care benefit payments to retirees for the next 75 years in an astonishing ten-year time span.”

(The USPS is also home to lots of unionized public employees, and the GOP lately has decided that unionized public employees are Public Enemy No. 1. That’s an odd claim — villainizing police officers, firefighters, first responders, teachers and mail carriers doesn’t seem like an easy or an obvious task, but that’s the current Republican plan, and the “Postal Accountability and Enhancement Act” is a part of that strategy.)

The PAEA was designed to bankrupt the Postal Service — to turn a government service that Americans like into something that could be railed against as wasteful, inefficient and costly. That’s what the law was meant to do. That’s exactly what the law is doing, just as planned.

It was a deliberate act of sabotage. And it’s working. The whole point of requiring the agency today to fund benefits for workers it won’t hire until 2046 was to ensure that the agency wouldn’t still be around in 2046 to hire anybody.

Rep. Peter DeFazio, D-Oregon, has introduced a bill to repeal the sabotage of the Postal Service — getting rid of the malicious and absurd requirement for pre-funding 75 years worth of benefits, and rescuing the agency from this Bush-era attempt to euthanize it.

But the Republicans who passed the sabotage bill in 2006 are still in charge of the House of Representatives today, so DeFazio’s bill faces a brick wall of opposition. The last thing that John Boehner, Eric Cantor and Paul Ryan want to see is a money-saving plan to improve the efficiency of a government service beloved and relied on by the American people.

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    What bothers me the most is the 45 billion Dollars the USPS gave so far for this retiree prefund is GONE.. The Congress took it so they did not have to raise the debt limit.. they called it “Subsidized tax dollars”. I am shocked. They intended to milk this agency then destroy it in typical Venture Capitol style. People this is a call to action to contact our congress and Senators and hold them liable by requestion that FEBA oversees this money and they return it to it’s account immediately.


    THE POST OFFICE MAKES PROFIT.. This year alone.. 660 million dollars.. but the Government wants them to pay 1.4 billion per quarter.. 5 .5 billion a year for the prefund. Our retiree funds are full and over fill.. to the tune of 45 billion which Congress decided to spend instead of raising the debt ceiling.. They are milking this agency and then they intend to destroy it.. STOP THE MADNESS~ HOLD THEM accountable

  • melissia

    Funny you should mention getting dizzy from a spin job. Are you okay? You seem confused.

  • melissia

    ” libertarians (e.g., W. Block) believe roads should be privatized”

    Libertarians also believe that gays should be able to marry; the government should allow freedom of choice regarding abortion and contraceptives rather than interfering; that there should be no government-organized prayer in public schools or other forms of public office (such as congress); that corporate rights are given too much preference over the rights of actual, living people; that the rights of the accused and of criminals are being trampled over; and so on and so forth.

    But none of those will get Libertarians elected so they ignore the “liberty” part of their name and instead vote for Republican-style big government.