The globe is getting warmer all the time

“Before he talked to me about comics, he gave me something approaching an oral examination on 1950s EC Horror comics, and challenged me on using a phrase of his in an issue of Miracleman I’d written.”

“Farewell to George Thomas Thornton, an American visionary who understood that few dreams are worth pursuing that don’t involve dynamite and the rotting carcasses of charismatic megafauna.”

“A lot of people who’ve been through my experience would be wanting their money back, but my goodness have I gotten my money’s worth.”

It’s called necromology.”

“If your faith is so fragile that the mythic bogeyman can destroy it, then it is nothing more than a child’s blanket fort easily crumbled to begin with.”

“Now, it is a disgraceful and dangerous thing for an infidel to hear a Christian, presumably giving the meaning of Holy Scripture, talking nonsense on these topics; and we should take all means to prevent such an embarrassing situation, in which people show up vast ignorance in a Christian and laugh it to scorn.”

“What’s needed here is not just Biblical literacy, but historical competency.”

“If I were to dress up as Satan, I would probably wear a $600 suit, manicured fingernails and go as a banker.”

“‘That’s nice Mr. LaBarbera,’ replies the visibly uncomfortable manager, ‘But what experience do you have making lattes?‘”

“For business, planning for a 2C world is about business resilience. Planning for a 3C or 4C world is about business and societal survival. It’s not a world any of us should be planning for.”

“Having some liberal academic in the White House tell you what to do, and whether you can use asbestos filler in toys, goes against the spirit of independence that made our country great.”

“The whole idea of mainstreaming references to Star Wars prequels is pretty disheartening. But if you’re going to do it, at least think about what you’re saying.”

“‘I love my pets.’ the woman said, as if someone had questioned it, or as if this was somehow an unusual or praiseworthy way to feel about pets.”

“Add broccoli, cover and let cook for an additional 7 minutes. Meanwhile, go back outside and tell the story about the train with the coal-burning engine that stopped in a barren, dust-filled landscape on a moonless Yugoslavian night in 1965.”

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