Have Jack Bauer Annex Mexico?

The Nose on Your Face has a solution to the immigration problem:

We tell Jack Bauer that the Mexican government has kidnapped his daughter Kim and that the only way to save her is to secure the country. If my estimates are correct we should have Mexico in our control between the hours of 7:00 am and 8:00 am on the day he is sent in.

I haven’t seen this season yet – still trying to get through season 4. But tell me, does Audrey die in season 5? She’s getting pretty tiresome in season 4 between the hours of 8pm and 9pm. :-)

IN OTHER NEWS: The GOP Majority is still not earning re-election.

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  • gcotharn

    God Almighty I was rooting for Audrey to die in Season 4 – and in this current season! I’m ready to mount a terror plot specifically designed to take her out.

    And think about this: if you’re Audrey, you’ve got to take a puppy dog call from Jack every hour: “Audrey, are you okay?” Doesn’t she want to shout “Yes! For gosh sakes, I’m okay! Go save the nation. And quit calling me, you co-dependent wimp!”

  • gcotharn

    God Almighty I was rooting for Audrey to die in Season 4 – and in this current season! I’m ready to mount a terror plot specifically designed to take her out.

    And think about this: if you’re Audrey, you’ve got to take a puppy dog call from Jack every hour: “Audrey, are you okay?” Doesn’t she want to shout “Yes! For gosh sakes, I’m okay! Go save the nation. And quit calling me, you co-dependent wimp!”


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