I’m kinda pooped from all the Benedict blogging of late. Meanwhile, a quick lookaround:
From the Dept. of Silly Quesitons:
Q: Did Laura Bush wear white to host the pope at the White House because she believes she is a monarch’s wife or because she is signaling an assent to the rampant rumors that President Bush will become a Catholic when he leaves office?
A: Cueing the Twilight Zone music, I’m going to hazard a guess: Mrs. Bush and Jenna Bush both wore black skirts to meet Benedict at the airport, and then Mrs. Bush changed to what I would call a creme-colored pantsuit. I’m betting she got back to her house and decided to slip into something more comfortable and that’s all it meant, except to snippy reporters desperate to snark.
Q: Why don’t we hear any more gnashing of teeth about the government not funding Embryonic Stem Cell Research?
A: Because ADULT Stem Cells are proving to be wildly promising and successful – so much so that the dismal and nightmarish failures of Embryonic SCR are going to simply be allowed to fade away from memory. Here is a simple rule to remember: once a bat is no longer useful for pounding on W, it is summarily retired and not heard from again.
Q: Does the whole nation hate President Bush?
A: Doesn’t seem like it. Not the whole nation.
Q: Who gave Bill Clinton the idea of putting his offices in Harlem?
Q: Does Rush Limbaugh owe Bulldog Pundit some props for the concept of Operation Chaos?
A: Well, he BP has been supporting Hillary for a while!
Q: Would you vote for Obama if he were Adlai Stevenson?
Q: Does the NY Times have honest issues with their front page?
A: Why yes, yes it seems they do. Something chronic.
Q: Are bloggers prisoners of their venue?
A: Speaking only for myself, three days into going wall-to-wall on Benedict’s visit I felt like I would stroke out if I didn’t move around, get some fresh air and look at something different. For others, it appears to be worse.
Q: Is Stephen Colbert hard to make laugh?
A: This priest seems able to do it pretty easily.
Q: Hey, How ’bout those BoSox?
A: Bite me you miserable bastard!
Q: Do the rich snobs who support the likes of John Kerry, Ted Kennedy and Obama realize how ironically this plays?.
A: What do you think?
Q: Is “Manmade” Global Warming still hoo-hah?
A: Why yes. Yes it is. And Entrepreneurial Gore still won’t suffer impertinent questions or debates over it. Terrorists, however are getting onboard with the greenies, while some greenies are jumping ship.
Q: How come you don’t post in crotchety prospector speech anymore?
A: So wearying. Maybe for Christmas.
Q: Heard any good jokes lately?
A: Well, only one, and maybe its not that good but I’m a little punchy, and I laughed:
From a Danish associate:
“We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election. On one side, you have a b*tch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a b*tch who is a lawyer. On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?” H/T reader Pianogirl