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when I grow up…

June 23, 2008 by Katrina Fernandez
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… I want to be a hermit and live in a cave. I’d spit at people and never bathe.

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11092566609789390592 Nadja

    Mom(distractedly): That’s nice, dear.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14823464458933233001 Dan Hunter

    Thats AWESOME!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13388784325608457371 Thom, SFO

    I thought that you already did that….

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06015803653090711740 LarryD

    My wife thinks that what I’m doing when I’m in my “man cave”

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14731849693307953813 Diesel

    Start small. Maybe with the spitting.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02809651586349621296 Athanasius contra mundum

    And wear camel hair too?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14610471467736150461 Elephantschild

    There once was a girl named “CC.”She wanted a nun just to be.She’d live in a caveand never would bathe,And spit when the folk came to see.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11975456892778482598 a thorn in the pew

    So smelly, would you still have a penchant to veil? You may get bugs trapped up there, underneath. I’m just saying…Dang, I’m all itchy now and I’m clean…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15718783732896413346 ignorant redneck

    You been reading the Desert Fathers lately?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15358311651786746018 jill

    You could go one better and be a holy fool a la St Basil the Blessed of Moscow. Among other weird things he did, he often went around unkempt and naked, and often ate a large sausage on the steps of churches on Good Friday, to show the sinfulness and hypocrisy of the “good people” of Moscow.