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… I want to be a hermit and live in a cave. I’d spit at people and never bathe.

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  • Mom(distractedly): That’s nice, dear.

  • Thats AWESOME!

  • I thought that you already did that….

  • My wife thinks that what I’m doing when I’m in my “man cave”

  • Start small. Maybe with the spitting.

  • And wear camel hair too?

  • There once was a girl named “CC.”She wanted a nun just to be.She’d live in a caveand never would bathe,And spit when the folk came to see.

  • So smelly, would you still have a penchant to veil? You may get bugs trapped up there, underneath. I’m just saying…Dang, I’m all itchy now and I’m clean…

  • You been reading the Desert Fathers lately?

  • You could go one better and be a holy fool a la St Basil the Blessed of Moscow. Among other weird things he did, he often went around unkempt and naked, and often ate a large sausage on the steps of churches on Good Friday, to show the sinfulness and hypocrisy of the “good people” of Moscow.