… money’s tight & you can’t cook for jack.
I am a mediocre cook, with 5 recipies in the book. sometimes I get diarrhea after eating my own dinner.
I have to quote that!
Money’s tight, and I can’t cook–not because I am not able to cook, but because there are cockroaches in my kitchen. I am terrified of roaches. So, microwave stuff it is, because I can’t stand to be in the kitchen any longer than that.