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… I offer, for your personal enjoyment, this picture of a chicken in a dress. Monday Morning Chicken is a tradition of Old McDonald.
And while you are there at McDonald’s farm check out his Lego Star Wars Barrel Organ of Awesomeness.
My first thought when I used to see pictures like this was that the chicken must hate it. Au contraire, as the Chinese say. They seem like being kind of, well … pressed. Like duck! Our young ones, at least, are only really happy being held if their wings are kept flattened against their bodies and they’re kind of enclosed. And if a chicken is nervous, all you need to do is put a toilet paper tube over her head and she calms right down. Or so I’ve heard.
And slightly more tolerable it now is. Thank you!
Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Sophia Vergara?
Um, If you are going to do that to a ROOSTER, a pantsuit might be more appropriate…