A typical Sunday night, or what happens when I don’t give blog a curfew…

… I get lots of weird emails accusing me of us sorts of things, mainly accusations involving tin foil hats. Apparently I come off as a tad paranoid. Puh-lease people. Everyone knows aluminium foil hats will only enhance government mind control radio waves. It’s basic science folks.

No, I think there are worse things out there then government mind control beams. Like TV programming on TLC. My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding. Really?

And here I was thinking gypsies looked like Brad Pitt [Warning: language and hilarity] and just played the violin. Oh and try to steal cameras from tourists.

Then I started watching Say Yes to the Dress and some other show about Bridesmaids and dresses. And before I knew it I was feeling all morose at being single. Really I was just jealous that they had a reason to try on pretty dresses. I like pretty dresses. It’s all the dating and crap in between that’s bothersome.

Bothersome you say? That’s what friends are for you know. To remind you how bad things can really be.

Speaking of Chem Trails… the compound down the street had the whole family out tonight spraying vinegar in the air with squirt bottles. I grabbed a beer and my lawn chair and watched the show.

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  • Stephanie Richer

    Kat, sweetie, you didn’t want the last one anyhow – he’s not a virgin.  You want someone as pure as you.

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/thecrescat Katrina Fernandez

      Smart ass. :P

  • tj.nelson

    It must have been a weird night for you – someone commented on my blog using your name.  I knew it couldn’t be you because you never blog on the weekends.

    BTW I think you’re better off single.

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/thecrescat Katrina Fernandez

      I read blogs, I just don’t typically blog myself.  And yes, you are right. I am better off single. I get stupid when I’m googly eyed in love and make really really bad decisions.