… Please people, be assured. We are not in the throes of a zombie apocalypse. The CDC even says so. So if a big government entity says there is no zombie threat than it must be so. The government never lies.
If; however, you are in need of further convincing here are seven 100% scientific reasons a zombie outbreak is not possible. Or is it, because recent events might make you wonder otherwise.
Either way it’s prudent to be prepared. The military is taking precautions.
I know a lot of Christians, Catholics too, who are quick to dismiss Satan’s influence on the earth. People want to believe every abnormality is a psychological disease that just needs the right treatment and drugs. No one wants to admit that our sins and what we allow ourselves to be exposed open ourselves to demonic influences.
If we believe in heaven than there has to be hell. If we believe in angels or think our guardian angel intervenes in our lives than why is it such a stretch to consider that demons exist and meddle with us? If we take the time to pray to our patron saint than we should be spending the same amount of time taking spiritual precautions against satanic influences.
Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle;
be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray:
and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly host,
by the power of God,
thrust into hell Satan and all the evil spirits
who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls.
Detail of Stefan Lochner’s Last Judgement c. (1400–1451)