… My gardening skills are simply astonishing. The list of stuff I kill continues to grow. Today I have the honor of adding four varieties of tomatoes to the official list of sh*t I kill. Roma, Beefsteak, Cherry, and Yellow Pear tomatoes, requiscat in pace. You never stood a chance.
This is commonly known as end rot. It can be caused by un-evening watery which means not watering on a flat surface and lack of calcium in the soil or something. Whatever. They are dead now and have been interred in my compost bin, where sh*t I kill rests alongside dinners I’ve burned.
Herbs of every kind
That beta fish with the wonky eye
And four types of tomatoes…
Dead. All dead.