A Tale of Two Whites: Guess Which One is Racist

Elizabeth “I love white depending on who’s wearing it” Wellington COMPLETELY changed her mind about the color just ONE WEEK LATER when she saw Hillary Clinton wearing a grandmotherly white pantsuit. Prepare yourself, Wellington’s savior is about to descend and she expects you to bow and worship its image:

Hillary Clinton took the Democratic National Convention stage in a crisp, white and well-fitted pantsuit. Her perfect Florence Henderson hair was freshly cut, frosted, styled and feathered.

Her earrings sparkled.

She seemed happy. She sounded excited. She appeared hopeful. And that was all reflected in her clothes.

And most importantly, Hillary Rodham Clinton, the first woman nominated to vie for the position of America’s commander in chief by a major political party, looked presidential…

… it’s rare we see her in all white. White is a hue that’s both soft and strong. But it was appropriate: Her acceptance speech was a coming out of sorts. Clinton’s white pantsuit is telling us she has arrived. This is surreal. A dream come true…

Most importantly Clinton’s white suit  told America loud and clear that she joyfully accepted the opportunity to run for president of the United States of America.

Aaaaaand suddenly white is her favorite color. Doesn’t the bias just reach out and slap the racism right off your face?