God: “I Shouldn’t Have Chosen The Rainbow”

Last updated on: June 30, 2015 at 9:02 am By Larry D

Several days after the US Supreme Court ruled that people with same-sex attraction have the right to “marry”, God admitted in an interview with AoftheA News that, in retrospect, using the rainbow as a symbol of his covenant with Noah was a poor choice. “I shouldn’t have chosen the rainbow,” the Almighty Creator of Heaven and Earth said. “I debated between that and the Northern Lights, and chose the rainbow simply because it was easier. Seeing how the Gay Pride movement has hijacked it... Read more

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO! ChurchMilitant.tv Opens Branch On Texas-Oklahoma Border!

Last updated on: June 26, 2015 at 8:01 am By Larry D

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Jesus Causes Climate Change!!

Last updated on: June 23, 2015 at 7:40 pm By Larry D

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How To Prepare For Laudato Si Analysis

Last updated on: June 18, 2015 at 8:25 am By Larry D

Pretty much, for the most part. Can’t take credit for the meme – came across my Google+ feed the other day. Don’t miss anything from Acts of the Apostasy – like my Facebook page! Read more

10 Things That Won’t Be In Pope Francis’ Encyclical ‘Laudato Si’

Last updated on: June 18, 2015 at 8:25 am By Larry D

Guaranteed. First off, I haven’t read any translation of the leaked draft of the upcoming encyclical. Doesn’t make sense to. Like most rational, level-headed, non-crisis monger Catholics (and non-Catholics, too), I’m waiting for the publication of the real deal. Then I’ll read it, and then, if I feel it’s necessary, I’ll write about it. And while some equally rational, level-headed, non-crisis Catholics (and non-Catholics, too) have read the leaked draft, it’s the ideologues who seem to be getting most of the attention. Ah... Read more

Pope Francis: “Rename The Statue Of Liberty The ‘Statue Of Mercy'”

Last updated on: June 12, 2015 at 8:39 am By Larry D

(AoftheANews) AoftheANews has learned that Pope Francis, in advance of his upcoming US visit, and as a way to commemorate the Year of Mercy, has told Cardinal Dolan the Statue of Liberty ought to be renamed the “Statue of Mercy”. Anonymous sources have added that the Holy Father intends to make the same request to the US Congress when he addresses them in September. “This shouldn’t come as a shock to anybody,” one source told AoftheANews. “Pope Francis thinks it would be... Read more

The AoftheA “Heretic Ladies Womynpreest Music Video Throwdown”

Last updated on: June 11, 2015 at 3:48 pm By Larry D

Did you know there are now two pro-womynpreest fauxrdination videos out there? Did you want to know? Too bad! Now you know! Here’s your chance to participate in the first ever AoftheA “Heretic Ladies Womynpreest Music Video Throwdown”! Which one’s worse? In my opinion, both get a 0.5 in Danceability, -30 in Watchability, and Eleventy-hundred’s in Heresy. I guess that makes them equally horrible. Music Video #1: Shake It Off, Women’s Ordination Conference & Call-To-Action March 2015 Music Video #2:... Read more

Miss Piggy Is A Feminist? I Beg To Differ

Last updated on: June 9, 2015 at 4:32 pm By Larry D

According to LifeNews.com: Miss Piggy is “pro-choice.” On June 3, Miss Piggy received the Elizabeth A. Sackler Center for Feminist Art’s First Award at the Brooklyn Museum and publicly announced, “Moi is a feminist!” In a follow-up interview airing June 6, MSNBC reporter Irin Carmon took the opportunity to ask Miss Piggy, “Are you pro-choice?” “I am pro – I am pro-everything,” Miss Piggy gushed. (And would she have answered the same to “Are you pro-life?” But feminist reporters don’t ask... Read more

I’m Still Catholic Because I’d Be Worse Anywhere Else

Last updated on: June 4, 2015 at 12:20 pm By Larry D

Why am I still Catholic? It’s a great question. Fellow Patheos bloggers much wiser, smarter, and better than me have been posting about this all week (link to the original below), and after having given it some thought and prayer, I’ve decided to contribute. It won’t be profound, but it will be honest. First things first. I accept and believe all the Church teaches and preaches, because what She teaches is Jesus Christ, who is Truth. Now, I don’t claim... Read more

The End Is Coming Sooner Than You Think

Last updated on: June 3, 2015 at 11:23 am By Larry D

I’m not picking dates when Christ returns, or predicting the Big Earthquake, or anything like that. That isn’t what this is about. But I’ve read four stories in the past week that point out the inevitable: Robots will become our overlords. Example #1: Underwater Robot Swarms Use Collective Cognition to Perform Tasks Yeah, they’re cool and all – itsy bitsy robots swimming like a school of fish, and I see the useful applications. They might look like glittery deep-sea diving Roombas today, but add a... Read more