The Bible and Politics: A Match Made in Hell

Last updated on: July 2, 2024 at 5:54 pm By Matthew Distefano

During a recent episode of the Heretic Happy Hour podcast, I, along with Keith Giles, Desimber Rose, Eve_wasframed, and John Fugelsang, shed some light on the complex and often contentious intersection of politics and the Bible in modern American society. This panel discussion, anchored in recent Pew Research findings, delves into the implications of intertwining religious values with legislative processes, and critically examines how contemporary interpretations of Christian values align (or rather, misalign) with the teachings of Jesus Christ. The... Read more

How Christians Can Make America Great

Last updated on: June 14, 2024 at 10:57 pm By Matthew Distefano

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In the ’80s, Ronald Reagan said he wanted to make America great again. No, really … he did. Decades later, “make America great again” became the mantra of one Donald J. Trump, the Wish.com version of an already problematic individual (don’t shoot me, conservatives). Now, this phrase is the battle cry of most all Christian Nationalists, who see the United States of America as a once great Christian nation that will one day be made great again (for whom? We... Read more

Why We Love STARDEW VALLEY

Last updated on: June 10, 2024 at 3:19 pm By Matthew Distefano

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For those not familiar with the title, Stardew Valley is a cozy farm simulator that has been played and enjoyed by millions of adoring fans across multiple gaming systems since 2016. Not unlike Harvest Moon which came decades prior, Stardew Valley puts the character in charge of a farm that has seen better days, but one still brimming with potential. Over time, the player can decide how they will imagine their new home and how much (or little) to interact... Read more

Trump and MAGA: A Story of Unrepentance

Last updated on: June 10, 2024 at 3:09 pm By Matthew Distefano

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The other day, the Heretic Happy Hour podcast received a voicemail on our hotline, and the caller made a brilliant point about how Donald Trump is, among other things, unrepentant. And while it is true that he is also a convicted felon–something that should disqualify him from holding public office–we shouldn’t demonize other felons in our critique of Trump. A great rebuke… one that did not go unnoticed by Team HHH. The wild thing about this realization is that Christians... Read more

This Is Who The Conservative Right Are

Last updated on: May 17, 2024 at 7:23 am By Matthew Distefano

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Just this week, two events took place that best summarize the conservative Right. First, Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker delivered a commencement speech for the ages, where he literally told graduating women that their greatest achievements are in front of them–so far, so good–becoming homemakers, wives, and mothers. Wide right, Harrison. I want to speak directly to you briefly because I think it is you, the women, who have had the most diabolical lies told to you … How... Read more

What Should We HATE?

Last updated on: May 6, 2024 at 10:27 am By Matthew Distefano

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If this week has taught me anything, it’s that I’m not a big enough hater. Damn. Kendrick Lamar really does NOT like Drake. And to be honest, I’m here for all of it. But before assuming I’m here to chime in on the rap beef–I’m not Black, so not only would it be out of pocket to comment on a lot of the sub-contexts present in the feud, as a guest in their house, it’s my job to listen more... Read more

Heretic Happy Hour Returns In ONE WEEK!

Last updated on: June 10, 2024 at 3:20 pm By Matthew Distefano

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It’s been a few months since a new episode of Heretic Happy Hour has released. But now, the wait is nearly over! And things couldn’t be more exciting for this podcast. Here’s how we describe it in a recent press release: Chico, CA, April 30, 2024 – The Heretic Happy Hour Podcast is thrilled to announce its relaunch on May 7th, 2024, with an all-new weekly panel format that promises to challenge, inspire, and entertain listeners. Hosted by a diverse... Read more

Happy Arbor Day, From A Tree Hugger

Last updated on: April 26, 2024 at 1:02 pm By Matthew Distefano

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Today is Arbor Day, and it is as holy a day as I can think of. No, it is not a bank holiday. No, it is not tied to a religion. No, most people don’t really care or even know that today is Arbor Day (or what Arbor Day even is!). But it is a special day nonetheless. Why? Because trees are sacred. They are God’s gift to humanity, though we hardly deserve them. We continue to clear cut them... Read more

How Christians Take The LORD’S Name In Vain

Last updated on: April 23, 2024 at 7:37 am By Matthew Distefano

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Growing up as an Evangelical, I used to believe that “taking the Lord’s name in vain” simply meant saying “Jesus Christ” when you shouldn’t, or “Goddammit” at any point in time. But God isn’t God’s name, and now that I’m not a child, I no longer believe in childish things. As an adult who has decided to live out my days as a post-Christian who still reveres Jesus Christ, I now believe that “taking the Lord’s name in vain” means... Read more

Every Instance Jesus Condemns Cannabis

Last updated on: April 19, 2024 at 7:54 am By Matthew Distefano

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Tomorrow is 4/20, so to all my fellow humans who enjoy participating in some of that good “seed-yielding” fruit talked about in Genesis, I’ve attached a comprehensive list of all the times Jesus condemns the good herb: Gotcha! Facebook Instagram YouTube Also, if you’ve been digging my work on here, and want to see me be able to continue writing as close to full-time... Read more