March 19, 2017

Is Genesis history, Sadhguru, What is wisdom, What is Taoism, What is magic, When Was Christianity Founded, Pagan rituals, Antichrist in the bible – these are just some of the topics that I could address in Ask Angus – IF I was interested in Trending Eyeball Grabbers. Read more

February 9, 2017

Face the narcissistic blunderbuss and his murder of mustache-twirling villains. Not a sprint through a cesspool then, but a marathon through Mordor. Read more

April 3, 2016

If you are going to ask me what does it MEAN to dream about talking dogs, Christ, an ancient symbol in black paint on the living room wall, and being strangled by an androgynous child – well I am going to nod sagely “Ah, yes: A two-headed goat has been born in Peru.” Read more

July 13, 2015

Show your love: Pursue a skillset, a cause, an ideal, a body of work; whatever the Fates unfold for you, seize it as the adventure of a lifetime, for that is what Life should be; an adventure. Work on realizing your dreams. Become an interesting person of active accomplishment. Show a little light in your eyes. Read more

March 3, 2015

Pantheacons “2-6-1” rule is: 2 meals, 6 hours of sleep and 1 shower. I think it should stand for 2 showers a day, with 6 different people and 1 safe word. Read more

March 1, 2015

After Jason Mankey’s big triumph it was time to set about burying him in the awesomeness of my own. Read more

February 21, 2015

The polyester-and-sensible-shoe crowd were oh so serious, oh so sensible, and oh so frowny as they reluctantly gazed upon the flowery, velvety, free-flowing, loudly laughing, amply bosomed, over-accessorized pagan floats that were now gliding happily past them. Read more

February 21, 2015

We arrived on Thursday night, because we’re smart. Even when I was unemployed in 2012 and we were eating spiced dirt by lamplight the concept of arriving on Friday with the rest of the heaving Heathen Horde never occurred to us. Read more

December 19, 2014

We have been looking for every single opportunity to get shit-faced from the very first moment we dropped from the trees and discovered that our hands would be perfect for holding a beer stein. Read more

November 21, 2014

Here’s where you put on the big-girl panties and paddle into unknown waters. And yeah, you may have to whack him with your oar. Read more


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