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June 2020

June 15, 2020
Assume you do get caught in the rain and get wet. Unpleasant? Sure. So the...

December 2019

December 23, 2019
Instant Fortune Teller begins with the instruction to close your eyes and open the book...

February 2019

February 13, 2019
The song in question is gleefully sung by a little old lady while she transforms...

January 2019

January 12, 2019
Grumpy Old Man: I've just read another plotless reminiscence. Somebody's memories of growing up in...

September 2018

September 22, 2018
Halite: Where does the phrase “Take it with a grain of salt” come from, and...

July 2018

July 17, 2018
Pagandom is a nation comprised of 100% royalty: Every one of us a sovereign head...

April 2018

April 01, 2018
If the percentage of prayers answered were calculated like a batting average, then God has...

February 2018

February 09, 2018
Would there be spontaneous Karaoke with Freddie Mercury on piano and Sappho on lyre? Would...
February 07, 2018
Lance Gunn was extremely handsome, in a late 70's kind of way. You know: The...

October 2017

October 23, 2017
Cubical workers score lower than people who work in SEWAGE. So the next time you...

July 2017

July 04, 2017
The door was opened by a beautiful woman with piercing green eyes, who was dressed...

March 2017

March 25, 2017
June Bride: She had to get married because she got busy with her beau after...
March 19, 2017
Is Genesis history, Sadhguru, What is wisdom, What is Taoism, What is magic, When Was...

February 2017

February 09, 2017
Face the narcissistic blunderbuss and his murder of mustache-twirling villains. Not a sprint through a...

April 2016

April 03, 2016
If you are going to ask me what does it MEAN to dream about talking...

July 2015

July 13, 2015
Show your love: Pursue a skillset, a cause, an ideal, a body of work; whatever...

March 2015

March 03, 2015
Pantheacons "2-6-1" rule is: 2 meals, 6 hours of sleep and 1 shower. I think...
March 01, 2015
After Jason Mankey's big triumph it was time to set about burying him in the...

February 2015

February 21, 2015
The polyester-and-sensible-shoe crowd were oh so serious, oh so sensible, and oh so frowny as...
February 21, 2015
We arrived on Thursday night, because we're smart. Even when I was unemployed in 2012...

December 2014

December 19, 2014
We have been looking for every single opportunity to get shit-faced from the very first...

November 2014

November 21, 2014
Here's where you put on the big-girl panties and paddle into unknown waters. And yeah,...

October 2014

October 24, 2014
The lowest part of Hell, level 9, is reserved for "Treacherous Fraud". For those of...

April 2014

April 04, 2014
What will Paganism look like in 50 years? Oh, I dunno.....maybe a whole lot of...

March 2014

March 17, 2014
So, please, go drink a bucket of green beer tonight. Pretend you made it all...
March 15, 2014
You can do all the CASTING in the world, but the only way to really...

February 2014

February 09, 2014
Valentines Day is a Hallmark Holiday whose purpose is redundant to those who are partnered...

December 2013

December 26, 2013
This is the worlds longest 140 page book, and reading it has left me constipated...
December 05, 2013
If you measure from the center of the Earth, then the Andes are taller than...

November 2013

November 26, 2013
Family. Oy. George Burns once said that "Everyone should have a big, loving family -...
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