July 17, 2018

Pagandom is a nation comprised of 100% royalty: Every one of us a sovereign head of State, population: 1. Read more

April 1, 2018

If the percentage of prayers answered were calculated like a batting average, then God has long ago been sent down to the minors, released, retired and is now selling aluminum siding in Des Moines. Read more

February 9, 2018

Would there be spontaneous Karaoke with Freddie Mercury on piano and Sappho on lyre? Would there be sparks between Victoria Woodhull and Nellie Bly as they interviewed each other? Possibly. Would Vincent Price spill champagne on Freddie Mercury just so he could wipe it up? YES. Read more

February 7, 2018

Lance Gunn was extremely handsome, in a late 70’s kind of way. You know: The hair, the pants, the white-toothed sneer, the gold chains, the custom corvette with the jet aircraft engine. Read more

October 23, 2017

Cubical workers score lower than people who work in SEWAGE. So the next time you grouse that your “job is shit” – consider that something to aim for! Read more

July 4, 2017

The door was opened by a beautiful woman with piercing green eyes, who was dressed in a black cloak. “I’m supposed to be here.” I heard myself say. Read more

March 25, 2017

June Bride: She had to get married because she got busy with her beau after the Beltane rite, and June was the first time she knew she was pregnant. Read more

March 19, 2017

Is Genesis history, Sadhguru, What is wisdom, What is Taoism, What is magic, When Was Christianity Founded, Pagan rituals, Antichrist in the bible – these are just some of the topics that I could address in Ask Angus – IF I was interested in Trending Eyeball Grabbers. Read more

February 9, 2017

Face the narcissistic blunderbuss and his murder of mustache-twirling villains. Not a sprint through a cesspool then, but a marathon through Mordor. Read more

April 3, 2016

If you are going to ask me what does it MEAN to dream about talking dogs, Christ, an ancient symbol in black paint on the living room wall, and being strangled by an androgynous child – well I am going to nod sagely “Ah, yes: A two-headed goat has been born in Peru.” Read more

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