<<write introductory paragraph about Mercury Retrograde and include link to previous article on the subject>>
Mercury, which is still retrograde (and thus requires patience and careful handling) enters Aries on Thursday and <<no time to write an elaborate description, just fill in a paragraph and keep moving. Make that deadline Matthew!>>. At a time like this, attention to detail is like <<insert analogy about being cautious here>>. The good news is that <<reminder that Mercury Retrograde is over on May 3rd>>.
<<build some tension here in anticipation of the next paragraph. make some sort of unreasonable promise about how mind-blowing the secret to dealing with Mercury Retrograde really is. don’t skimp on the exclamation points!!>>
So, really: just proofread things, don’t rush your work, and make sure you proofread carefully, whether you write for a living, it’s a part of your work, or you just enjoy sharing your thoughts on social media… otherwise you could just end up looking like an idiot.