So the Vatican released this letter that is really important for the fate of Medjugorje and whether or not the apparitions will be approved. Or something. I’m not really sure. I can’t ever figure out what has happened, is happening, and might happen with this because I literally cannot read past this word:

MEDJUGORJE

Seriously, how do you say that?

I’m sure it’s my American elitism and everything (although I’ve learned to pronounce plenty of unpronounceable names in my time, like Gyllenhaal and Labeouf) but why can’t apparitions ever happen or be made up in , like, Fez? Everyone could pronounce that. Plus,