Barefoot and Pregnant
Me: “Would you grab a broom and start sweeping the sitting room while I strain the cranberry sauce?”
The Ogre: “No, but I will grab a broom, start sweeping, and then spontaneously burst into tears for no discernible reason.”
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Me: “Would you grab a broom and start sweeping the sitting room while I strain the cranberry sauce?”
The Ogre: “No, but I will grab a broom, start sweeping, and then spontaneously burst into tears for no discernible reason.”
Related – this video:
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