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Sensible high heels,

Less sensible about clones,

Virginia Postrel.

Better on cloning,

But please, no high heels for him!

Ramesh Ponnuru.

Hater of “Star Trek”

None of that in The Corner!

Kathryn Jean Lopez.

Only “dopes” use drugs!

Stay clean, or you’ll end up like

Richard Brookhiser.

Secret, silent, dark:

When will the blogging commence?

The Old Oligarch.

Here come globo-nuts,

With standard sound and fury.

Honey, get the gun…

Why does the White House

Fight terror and tyranny

But not Saudomy?

You can tax my sweet

Plump Twinkies, when you pry them

From my cold, dead hands.

Time to get to work.

I must do research, but you

Can write more haikus!

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