STILL HAVEN’T FOUND WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR: Ah, disturbing search requests… (click at own risk, by the way.) Here are some of the search-engine queries that have brought people to this fine weblog in the preceding months. Roughly in order of my preference, from least funny to funniest (not all of these were Google searches, but I can’t remember where they all came from, so I’ll just give you the Google links):

sexy comics ferocious english

alien hallowing e-cards

keep hell beautiful

infant marsupial journey

aggressor language esperanto

phoney bead patterns

sibilance in poetry implies

young girls looking for oil

twisted freak show

awesome thesis of school prayer

elephant joke trauma

false eye lash fetish

madeup theories of society

vivid bold fascinating

understanding Chinese women

whomperjaw

heteropatriarchy causes capitalism

metacrock AND feminism

homosexuality wind in the willows mole rat

another poem about snow sometimes looking forward

passages in the bible on the apocalypse crabs

Leo Strauss nude

and the all-time most cryptic search request I have ever seen: although how