IN THE GRAND TRADITION OF SCREAM FOR JEEVES!: H.P. LOVECRAFT MEETS P.G. WODEHOUSE: Terry Teachout at About Last Night writes: “Apropos of last week’s posting about whether Raymond Chandler and P.G. Wodehouse attended Dulwich College simultaneously, a reader writes:

“‘Moments in greatness: suppose if Wodehouse had had to fag for Chandler? The parody almost writes itself.’

“You know who you are. You know what to do.”

Eve adds: Aaaaiiiieeeee!!!! PLEASE, somebody, do this!!!