IF I WERE THE KING OF THE FOREST: 1. “Social conservatives” (ugh what a phrase–is that like a social disease?) would realize that ending the Drug War is a family issue. (One of the things I learned at the pregnancy center is that nobody says “in jail” or “in prison”–everyone says “incarcerated.”) (more) (more) (more) You can hate heroin and hate the Drug War too.
2. All the people who like Wendell Berry would get over him and his terrible prescriptions, and start reading Jennifer Roback Morse instead. Eschew the lame! Embrace the awesome!
3. My regal robes of the forest would be satin. Not cotton. (Not chintz.)