They’re peeling off the blogwatches, I’m wincing in the light,

The nurse is looking anxious and she’s quivering with fright…

The Agitator: “Really? A party where not a single person was drunk, and not a single person drove home after having a drink, is the ‘worst case’ [of underage drinking] he’s dealt with in 15 years? Really?“

Disputations: Non-cheesy attempt to use athletes to evangelize! Maybe there is a Loch Ness Monster…. “So while I’d still be interested in a movie about how faith guides and sustains mediocre scrub leaguers, I really enjoyed ‘Champions of Faith,’ and I think it would be ideal for Catholic youth groups or high school sports teams. (There’s even a companion guide with discussion questions included.)”

Waiter Rant: “Eating Standing Up“–or, airbrushing the staff meal. And, via WR, the Froo Froo Menu Generator! eta: Oh my gosh, the menu generator is jawesome. Jerked Bat with a Beer Mousse! Szechuan Coyote with a Non-Aspirin Broth! Hee hee hee.