SCHRODINGER’S SQUID IS THE GAYEST SQUID. I have a short story, “Retroactive Continuity,” in the current issue of Doublethink. It’s the one about the netsuke squid. (Inspired by an anecdote from Maggie Gallagher’s Abolition of Marriage, by the way.) The story doesn’t seem to be online, but I’ll let you know if that changes.

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