DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN THE MAGAZINES? Here, have a list of things which are not true of me!

1. I am “asexual.”
2. I have a “low sex drive.”
3. I’m a virgin.
4. I was sexually abused, ever.
5. I was raised “without a moral compass.”
6. I only like synth pop/disco/the Smiths, and have no time for hard rock or punk.

There. Does that help?