UH… OOPS. Reader Dr. Weevil pointed out that I really made no sense in my earlier call for DC-area Catholic school alumni. Who I am actually looking for:

DC-area alumni of DC-area Catholic schools.

In other words: You live nearish here now, and you went to school nearish here.

The other criteria in that post still apply (LGBT/same-sex-attracted alumni especially encouraged; I don’t care what you think about gay stuff; if your Catholic education was elementary, middle, or high school, that is most awesome, but college might also work).

Sorry for ambiguity, and please do email and/or spread the word!