LAST CALL–AND THIS TIME I MEAN IT! But I had to note: You want a nice title? Here’s a nice title: Kyle Baker’s WHY I HATE SATURN. I haven’t read it yet, but every single time I see that title I think, “You know, that sounds like a lot of fun.”

Oh, and as soon as I posted this, I remembered another title of something I haven’t read: H. Rider Haggard’s SHE. Woman as Other, woman as exotic, woman as challenge and land of opportunity and conquest, all in three letters. Nice. I have no desire to read the book, but really–what a title!