HEY, TEENS! WANT TO VISIT SUNNY JAMAICA? If you score 18 or higher on this little quiz, you’re in luck–it is “strongly recommended” that you enter a “residential center, treatment program or specialty school.” Maybe you should be rushed immediately to a “behavior modification center” like Tranquility Bay, Jamaica. You can befriend your guards–uh, once you’ve earned the privilege of moving and speaking without permission. I scored my high-school self on the quiz and got a 17. Seriously. Quotes from... Read more