Austin Witchfest remains the highlight of my year, although this time around, there were more souvenirs than expected. Read more
Austin Witchfest remains the highlight of my year, although this time around, there were more souvenirs than expected. Read more
If random, pitchfork-wielding netizens are going to come for my church, I want to give them a reason. Read more
Y'all, I may have Discordianed a wee bit too close to the sun. Read more
Nobody but me thinks it would be funny to call it D-CUUPS, and I have done my best to make peace with that. Read more
After sitting through WEAPONS, I can no longer feign interest in social commentary from heterosexual white dudes. Read more
The general populace tends to view Pagans and witches as flaky, if not silly... until something happens. [cough cough Satanic Panic cough cough] Read more
If this had all gone down in early 2012, I would've been escorted out of the Apple store after throwing a semi-coherent but otherwise spectacular tantrum. Read more
As far as I'm concerned, any Austin Witchfest that starts with me not getting disappeared is a good Austin Witchfest. Read more
One would think my book wouldn't need a revised and expanded edition until AFTER it was published. But hey, this is Discordianism. Rules are Aneristic. Read more
If your intuition is telling you that a given situation calls for Witchcraft, trust your gut, get proactive, and cast the spell. Read more
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