Never underestimate the dark power of bottomless mimosas. Read more
Never underestimate the dark power of bottomless mimosas. Read more
If you take a step towards God, God will run to you. And if you take a step towards the Goddess of Witchcraft, she'll move into your apartment. Read more
My familiar and I live across the hall from a textbook Karen, and we've snagged souvenirs to take advantage of her tenure. Read more
There is shiny upside to getting sent to Whamhalla so early, in that I can spend the rest of the month playing Reverse Whamageddon instead. Read more
A record of my spiritual development, and a harbinger of whatever bizarre situation my friend Douglas and I are going to hydroplane into next. Read more
Car trouble. Chaos magic. Italian folk spirits. Business as usual. Read more
Should the editor of a self-published anthology be expected to double- and triple-check every submission? The answer is a non-negotiable yes. Read more
Some people go to Pagan conferences to collect memories, or inspiration, or souvenirs. Me, though, I just collect random quotations. Read more
I'm not aware of any chaos magic practitioners who actively describe themselves as warlocks. So now I totally want to. Read more
My athame came from an army surplus store, and my wand looks like something a Victorian school marm might use to ruthlessly stifle precociousness. Read more
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