I know I'm going to survive. But I also know better than to go into divination assuming that the answer I want is an inevitability. Read more
I know I'm going to survive. But I also know better than to go into divination assuming that the answer I want is an inevitability. Read more
My Minoan brothers gathered together for a belated Halloween, and it was lovely. Right up until I got savagely assaulted by a rabid opossum. Read more
If you're contributing to the marginalization of a community to which you claim membership, you're a whole lot more part of the problem than you'd like everyone to believe. Read more
My dad, whose standard reaction to any career goal I express is, "I mean... if it'll make you happy..." is unexpectedly gung-ho about me going to seminary. Read more
The Hand of Glory causes bodies at rest to remain motionless. The Five Fingered Hand of Eris, on the other... um, hand, sets things in motion. Read more
When we gaze into the future, the future gazes back. And whoever blinks first loses. Read more
'Tis the spooky, mysterious season for spirits, cats, spirit cats, and guerrilla yardbirds. Read more
"If I can't have it, neither can you." Whenever we drag "successful" Pagans out of spite or envy, we're acting like crabs in a barrel. Read more
Everything in Discordianism is bimodal or an illusion or both. "Light" and "dark" aren't really opposites -- there are points where they are distinct, but also points where they are indistinguishable. Read more
Every time Aneris takes something away, Eris creates something new to replace it. And so the Season of Aftermath begins. Read more
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