Top 5 political one liners from Jay Leno’s appearance on Jimmy Fallon’s show

Top 5 political one liners from Jay Leno’s appearance on Jimmy Fallon’s show February 4, 2016

In October, Jimmy Fallon pretended to pull a hamstring on his show, which meant he needed a replacement host.  Jay Leno, to the delight of the audience, showed up and delivered some jokes. Here were his top political one liners:

1.  After saying Marco Rubio was the best communicator in the GOP, he said, “which is kind of like being the smartest Kardashian.”

2.  The Jeb Bush vs. Donald Trump contest is like “the tortoise and the bad hair.”

3.  “The election is getting nasty. Ralph Nader called Hillary a corporatist and a militarist. Isn’t that incredible … Ralph Nader still alive.”

4.  “The economy is so bad that parents in Beverly Hills are being forced to raise their own children.”

And, my personal favorite:

5.  “If Democrat Bernie Sanders wins, he’ll be the first socialist elected president since 2008.”

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