#Shakespalin

Some of you have already seen these on my Facebook page; others of you wrote to ask if I’d in any way participated in the whole #Shakespalin phenomenon. I learned of the big Twitter fun yesterday afternoon as I was about to start making dinner, and naturally enough couldn’t resist taking a moment or two at the kitchen table to conjure up these four of my own Shakespeare-by-way-of-Palin quotes:

The miserable have no other medicine but only hopey-changey.

Whiter than a new snowmobile upon a raven’s back.

The first thing we do, let’s kill all the wolves.

Friends, Retards, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury McCain, not to praise him.

Pretty cute! Or … whatever. But if you’ve seen or written any of these that you’d like to share, please do! I’ve seen some really funny ones; “Out, damned thought!” and “Et tu, Bristol?” are certainly two of my favorites. “But soft, what light from yonder window breaks? It is the East, and I can see Russia from my front porch,” kills me.

People sure can be good with the funny.