20 Quick Steps From Loving God to Hating Others

1. I know God. You, having a different God, clearly do not God.
2. My God is the true God. Your God, therefore, cannot be the true God.
3. My God is all-knowing, all-powerful, and sustains the world through a mere exercise of his or her will. Your God is a sorry delusion that only someone raised in your foreign culture could even begin to consider credible.
4. My God is the God. Your God is an imposter.
5. My God offers eternal salvation. Your God is a one-way ticket to a place no person would ever want to go.
6. My God is good.
7. Anything that exists in opposition to my God is bad.
8. You clearly have a choice: my God, or your deceptive evil.
9. If you choose your deceptive evil over my awesome God, then, as you surely understand, you limit my options.
10. For verily has my God called upon me to resist evil, in all of its manifestations.
11. And if you choose to align yourself with the evil that I am sworn to resist, then surely you understand that in my response I have no choice.
12. I will draw your blood, and the blood of your children.
13. I will be deaf to your screams.
14. What can I do? My God, being infinitely good, will stand for nothing less.
15. My hands are tied, you see? I am a servant of the most high God.
16. Of the only good, real, and true God.
17. We will be victorious.
18. We will take your land. We will take your children. We will take your women.
19. We will take all that is yours.
20. And when we have done that, and you are vanquished, our God will be pleased.

 

See how easy?