I saw her standing there—then I went to hell!
I heard it through the grapevine—then I went to hell!
I can’t get no satisfaction—then I went to hell!
I just called to say I love you—then I went to hell!
I shot the sheriff—then I went to hell!
I am woman—then I went to hell!
I should have known better—then I went to hell!
I was made to love her—then I went to hell!
I got you, babe—then I went to hell!
Mama told me not to come—then I went to hell!
You really got me—then I went to hell!
Livin’ la vida loca—then I went to hell!
Gonna make you sweat—then I went to hell!
Gettin’ jiggy wid’ it—then I went to hell!
It wasn’t me—then I went to hell!
It was a good day—then I went to hell!
I’m too sexy—then I went to hell!
Insane in the brain—then I went to hell!
I gotta feeling—then I went to hell!
I knew I love you—then I went to hell!
Always on time—then I went to hell!
In da club—then I went to hell!
Crazy in love—then I went to hell!
Promiscuous—then I went to hell!
Pffft. Those guys have church signs forever.
(The sign was outside a church in Blacklick, Ohio [near Columbus], in spring of 2009. From an AP story at the time: “Church pastor Reverend Dave Allison says the Bible is clear that homosexuality is a sin, so the sign is intended as a loving warning to teens. He says it’s confused some people who either don’t know the song or don’t understand the message.”)