- I know God. You, having a different God, clearly do not God.
- My God is the true God. Your God, therefore, cannot be the true God.
- My God is all-knowing, all-powerful, and sustains the world through a mere exercise of his or her will. Your God is a sorry delusion that only someone raised in your foreign culture could even begin to consider credible.
- My God is the God. Your God is an imposter.
- My God offers eternal salvation. Your God is a one-way ticket to a place no person would ever want to go.
- My God is good.
- Anything that exists in opposition to my God is bad.
- You clearly have a choice: my God, or your deceptive evil.
- If you choose your deceptive evil over my awesome God, then, as you surely understand, you limit my options.
- For verily has my God called upon me to resist evil, in all of its manifestations.
- And if you choose to align yourself with the evil that I am sworn to resist, then surely you understand that in my response I have no choice.
- I will draw your blood, and the blood of your children.
- I will be deaf to your screams.
- What can I do? My God, being infinitely good, will stand for nothing less.
- My hands are tied, you see? I am a servant of the most high God.
- Of the only good, real, and true God.
- We will be victorious.
- We will take your land. We will take your children. We will take your women.
- We will take all that is yours.
- And when we have done that, and you are vanquished, our God will be pleased.
See how easy?