Here are the latest Bizarre Search Terms people have typed into Google (which then, for some reason, brought them to my blog).
German attack squirrels
people getting attacked by squirrels
dream with squirrels attacking
crazy squirrels
coyotes in cars
what do woodpeckers want
Hitler was a communist
Dorothy was a rapper
lying for Jesus
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who is the funny man
what is so mysterious about closets
And finally (drum roll, please….)
troubador pants
Be afraid.