This weekend’s homosexual agenda

So that you have ample time to stock your apocalypse shelter and say goodbye to the world as you know it, I thought I should share my homosexual agenda for the weekend…be afraid, be very afraid.

Hang around on FB
Put on favorite old work clothes (some right out of the hamper)
Run to Flying Biscuit for take-out breakfast
Build a Saturday morning backyard fire
Read a few blogs
Read an actual book
Write in a notebook (with a pencil – only Ticonderogas for me)
Check in on FB
Run around the neighborhood with the dogs and Thing 2
Clean out basement (it looks like an episode of Hoarders down there)
Drink a craft beer – Brother Thelonious to be precise
Do a little laundry
Put some goodies on Craig’s List and Ebay to keep raising $$ for Thing 1’s study abroad trip to France (check back for a link to buy some gently used junk)
Help out at the Kirkwood United Church of Christ Auction tonight
Check in on FB
Watch a little TV or maybe indulge in a whole movie (what movie should I download tonight?)
Sleep in on Sunday
Check in on FB
Read & write some more
Post a blog about Thing 1’s father. Yup, it’s time to introduce y’all to my baby daddy.
Make a menu for the week
Buy ingredients to make breakfasts, pack healthy lunches & family dinners
Take kiddo & dogs for a long walk on the Beltline
Post pics on Instagram
Clean the house
Go to church
Hang out with friends at a church family cook out
Pick up wife from airport (after her Aikido winter camp where she is taking her shodan test!)
Snuggle and sleep peacefully while the world collapses from the unbearable weight of my lascivious lifestyle