I love..

I love that my three readers all want for me to succeed with my bitchy New Year’s resolution. I find it freakin’ hilarious that people think I need bitch lessons.

I guess there is a little of the “B” in all of us just looking for a way to escape.

Resolution Update: It’s not going too well today. Two of the Little Kids and their father have a stomach bug and I have been cleaning vomit off the bathroom floor since last night. Every time I think that I’m almost done, another of my little darlings pukes all over the shiny floor. Why is it that they can get it everywhere except in the toilet? And can someone explain the physics of how a three year old pukes on the ceiling?