Do you know your mom?

So I was roaming around the internet yesterday and I came across this adorable post. And I stole it. And administered it to my children and then answered the questions myself. If you like idea this then steal it too!

The interviewees:
#4 is 4
#3 is 7
#2 is 9
#1 is 12

1. What is something mom always says to you?
#4 – I don’t know
#3 – Do your schoolwork
#2 – Do your school
#1 – Go clean your room.

the Mom – Why did you do that?

2. What makes mom happy?
#4 – A clean house
#3 – The new baby
#2 – Love
#1 – A clean house

the Mom – sleep. Lots and lots of sleep. Oh and nachos. Mmmmmmm…nachos

3. What makes mom sad?
#4 –
#3 – Not having a new baby. When we don’t have one
#2 – Scaring her
#1 – When the boys lie

the Mom – the thought of my children growing up and moving out. Seriously

4. What does your mom do to make you laugh?
#4 – Tickles me
#3 – Sings Bohemian Rhapsody
#2 – I don’t know
#1 – Tells jokes

the Mom – I make faces at them while I’m filling up the car with gas and sing Bohemian Rhapsody.

5. What was your mom like as a child?
#4 – I don’t know. I wasn’t there
#3 – I can’t really decide
#2 – Very beautiful and smart
#1 – Clever

the Mom – Pretty much like now, but shorter and not as smart.

6. How old is your mom?
#4 – 7
#3 – 90
#2 – thirty-three?
#1 – (Mumbles something)

the Mom – #1 is right.

7. How tall is your mom?
#4 – I can’t measure
#3 – 40 inches
#2 – 3 yards high
#1 – 5′ 4″

the Mom – #1 has it! The others need to learn to measure.

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
#4 – Spank bad children
#3 – Go out and eat lunch with somebody with her children
#2 – Have a clean house
#1 – Talk to people

the Mom – Hang out with my friends and talk politics. We could solve the world’s problems if only they would listen to us.

9. What does your mom do when you’re not around?
#4 –
$3 – Buys stuff
#2 – Lay in bed almost all day
#1 – Clean the house

the Mom – sleep and read a good book and then sleep some more

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
#4 – I don’t know. What’s famous
#3 – Making stuff, all kinds of stuff, I don’t know.
#2 – Being an actress
#1 – Like a speaker at conferences or something. Talking.

the Mom – Probably some really heinous crime. One day I just won’t be able to take the whining any more and I’ll snap.

11. What is your mom really good at?
#4 – Cleaning the house
#3 – driving
#2 – Keeping us all happy
#1 – Zumba dancing

the Mom – I totally rock at Zumba. These hips can move, baby.

12. What is your mom not very good at?
#4 –
#3 – Starting up a fire
#2 – Playing an XBox 360
#1 – Keeping plants alive

the Mom – Feigning interest in video games.

13. What does your mom do for her job?
#4 – Taking care of Mr. B
#3 – Takes car of Mr B.
#2 – Takes care of Mr B.
#1 – taking care of the children when Dad is not here

the Mom – They’re all right.

14. What is your mom’s favorite food?
#4 – Mexican food
#3 – Shrek swamp soup (split pea soup)
#2 – Fettuccine Alfredo
#1 – Red Beans and Rice

the Mom – Mexican food when it’s the real stuff with the orange grease….

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
#4 – The new baby
#3 – The baby
#2 – Being her child
#1 – She’s not afraid of looking silly in front of other people

the Mom – The fact that I haven’t killed anyone yet.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
#4 –
#3 – Whatever you want to be
#2 – The lady who takes care of Tom on Tom and Jerry
#1 – Perry the Platypus

the Mom – I so want to be Kim Possible.

17. What do you and your mom do together?
#4 – We eat dinner
#3 – Go to the store
#2 – Go see movies on my birthday
#1 – Watch trash TV (We love Mark and Olly)

the Mom – Yes.

18. How are you and your mom the same?
#4 – Because we watch Little Bear
#3 – We have the same eyebrows
#2 – We both have 2 brothers
#1 – We have the same sense of humor

the Mom – We all have the same last name and love the Computer Guy.

19. How are you and your mom different?
#4 – I’m shorter
#3 – I watch kid shows and you watch grown up shows
#2 – I have a big family and you don’t
#1 – I don’t have as much patience

the Mom – I’m better looking.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
#4 – You tell me that a lot
#3 – I just know
#2 – Almost everything you do
#1 – You work so hard to take of me

the Mom – Have you noticed what a suck up #2 is?

21. Where is your mom’s favorite place to go?
#4 – Logan’s for lunch
#3 – Wal Mart because you can buy a lot of stuff there
#2 – to the movie theater
#1 – Texas

the Mom – Pfeiffer Beach. Alone. Without the naked hippies who live there.