What I Tweeted During Episode 2 Of The Bachelor

Here we go…

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

And in case you’re wondering, we’re toggling between the game and The Bachelor at the Lowe house. — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

Oh crazy Lace…

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

Guys, I’m feeling like Lace is going to turn it around and show us all her lovable side. #TheBachelor — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

Probably don’t want to brag about the kiss. Now everyone hates you. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

Will someone ask Olivia to close her mouth? #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

Here comes the first Bachelor stabbing. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

I hope Jubilee is carrying her service weapon. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

I just joined Team Jubilee. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

When you start your sentence with “I’m not crazy”, it’s over. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

The girls who Ben kissed and don’t get a rose are about to be pisssssed. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

Wake me up when this conversation is over. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

Caila “sees herself falling in love with Ben” after the first date. The Bachelor claims another victim. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

I didn’t know I was making a cameo tonight. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

..and my favorite Catherine input:

Eyes off, girls! He’s mine! #TheBachelor

— Catherine Lowe (@clmgiudici) January 12, 2016

This is weird. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

Right now Ben doesn’t know which sister he’s talking to. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

“The Mouth” is not making friends. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

“War Veteran” is the best job description in Bachelor history. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

Olivia is getting dangerously close to Crazy Town. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

If I could jump through the screen and slap Ben I would. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

Lace vs Olivia. Only one of them is coming out alive. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

“I’m a lot to handle.” – Lace Run Ben.

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

Amanda is a sweetheart and is so deeply touched by the producer’s idea to create berets for her daughters. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

Apparently I spelled barrettes wrong. That’s a tough one.

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

Please, please, please give Lace a rose. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

Yes!!!!!

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

Making eye contact with the girls you cut is the absolute worst. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

Seriously, Lace is good for this show. And my tweets. Just not for Ben. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

After watching that episode, @clmgiudici and I are wondering why there’s no laughter. Why aren’t these people having fun?

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 12, 2016

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