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May 2026

May 12, 2026
Christians love mocking mythology. Zeus throwing lightning bolts. Thor with a hammer. Athena popping out...
May 05, 2026
You know this story. You've known it long enough that the details have stopped surprising...

April 2026

April 28, 2026
Years ago I read The Fellowship of the Ring to my kids before bed. Hobbits...
April 21, 2026
Life, as Arthur Schopenhauer once suggested, is a bus ride—not a scenic tour or a...
April 14, 2026
The Four Lies We Keep Buying Human history is basically one long con, and we've...
April 07, 2026
This isn’t a theory. It’s a timeline. Rob Bell built a career passing off borrowed...
April 02, 2026
How Christianity Perfected the Thought-Terminating Cliché Every culture has its slogans. Politicians toss them around...

March 2026

March 31, 2026
Somewhere in the last stretch of months, my suspension of disbelief quietly died. No shattering...
March 26, 2026
We've seen this before. Not the details — those always change. Different headlines, different enemies,...
March 24, 2026
I’ve called MAGA a cult. Not as a metaphor. I meant it. I’ve watched people...
March 17, 2026
There’s an old internet rule called Poe’s Law: without a clear wink, parody and sincerity...
March 10, 2026
Christians insist the Bible is crystal clear about everything. Especially sex. Gender. Marriage. Morality. Apparently...
March 03, 2026
In the original Transformers cartoon, Megatron transforms into a gun. Not a tank. Not a...

February 2026

February 24, 2026
There was a time when quoting scripture functioned as authority. Not because it was magic,...
February 17, 2026
The church often talks about patriarchy as something men do to women. That’s partly true...
February 14, 2026
Before you could get married in many evangelical churches, you had to complete a small...
February 10, 2026
Christian Nationalism is exhausting to argue with because it doesn’t behave like a belief system....
February 05, 2026
There are moments when the moral lines are drawn in blood, not ink. Protesters gunned...
February 03, 2026
You’ve probably never heard of John Winebrenner. There’s a reason for that. He’s not the...

January 2026

January 29, 2026
A man predicts the return of Jesus with a countdown clock. He misses. He revises....
January 27, 2026
The world is burning. That’s no longer a fringe observation—it’s background noise. Ecological collapse, political...
January 22, 2026
On January 6, people wrapped in Christian symbols and American flags smashed their way into...
January 20, 2026
If you grew up in the evangelical terrordome, you were probably told that apocalyptic texts...
January 15, 2026
American Christianity didn’t accidentally become obsessed with escape. The fixation on rapture timelines, prophetic spectacle,...
January 13, 2026
Most American Christians assume the rapture is ancient doctrine—etched into Scripture, whispered by the early...
January 08, 2026
Britney Spears promised us this would already be over. In 2011, Till the World Ends...
January 06, 2026
Apocalypse stories don’t fail because they lack imagination. They fail because they lose interest in...

December 2025

December 30, 2025
Mark Twain once dropped the hammer on the Book of Mormon, calling it “chloroform in...
December 23, 2025
How Evangelicalism’s Hollow Spirituality Bred Patriarchy Other Christian traditions gave the world monasteries—places of prayer,...
December 18, 2025
I grew up in a house where fear was faith and silence was safety. No...
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