Cardinal Dolan beats Cecile “I Kill Babies” Richards in Times 100 most influential people. Feminist seethe…

… Despite laughable efforts like this*, Cardinal “My President” Dolan came in 16th in Times 100 Most Influential People; even beating out Barack “Determined to Destroy America” Obama.

Click here to view poll results.

To commemorate the occasion, dear Maggie has composed a jaunty little poem for your enjoyment…

They seem me Dolan
They hatin
They legislatin
Tryin to make me violate my conscience

But they catch me ridin holy
But they catch me ridin holy
But they catch me ridin holy
But they catch me ridin holy

My laugh is so loud
I’m chucklin’

They hopin they gon make me violate my conscience
But they catch me ridin holy
But they catch me ridin holy
But they catch me ridin holy
But they catch me ridin holy

* I love the term “anti-choicers” used by those intelligent writers at Jezebel. I think we already determined they keep using that word and don’t know what it means.