13 Reasons It’s Cool To Be A Witch

#10 Orgies – The number one question we get asked is about the orgies. A strong circle casting keeps out all STDs  (like you didn’t know that already). All of those “for a good time call” scribbles in bathrooms are usually written by witches, recruiting for next Friday’s orgy. Always call those numbers.

#11 Hanging out with the Devil – He’s so cool right?

#12 Baby Fat – I mean, it just has so many uses, from eternal youth to flying to hexing; baby fat does it all. It’s so awesome to have access to all the baby fat we could ever need.

#13 No Drama – Isn’t it great that all witches get along, all the time? We’ve all worked so hard with the dark arts that we don’t ever have to argue, fight, or be angry with each.

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