Tinsel
For all those lost in a ditch,
Angie and Brad love hit fever pitch.
She showed her thigh
He waved hi
But she needed to eat a sandwich.
Meryl did something shady
As she accepted her award so weighty.
She thanked her man,
And more in the stands
But forgot to thank the real Iron Lady.
Some ashes on Seacrest were spent,
While walking the red carpet
By a dictatorial mess
Seeking some press
But we know they’re really for Lent!
Billy Crystal waxed lyrical,
But by any measure empirical,
To bring life to a show
That tends to go and go,
Well, it would take a miracle!
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